Gas Guzzler Strategist T-Shirts

Gas eyedropper.

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

"Ahh...He's got wind"

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

"Saturn. No contest. A deadly, treacherous gas giant ringed by a gossamer halo of ice. It symbolizes both death and life. Both evil and good. It symbolizes existence itself."

"My mommy suggested I try a different advertising approach."

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing."

Oil shock.

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."

The Hypocrite - So Why Can't Someone Do Something About High Gas Prices?

The five inhospitable gas giants

"I'm in advertising. . ."

'You really have no idea what you're doing do you?'

"Timing is everything. I recommend that you act now before the authorities discover I've escaped."

"I'd fire him in a minute, but the old man thinks we need his unique perspective around here."

'Are you sure this is the best strategy to find new customers?'

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

"Palmer, I want you to see to the legwork; Moscowitz, you'll be my eyes and ears."

'Guzzle - guzzle - guzzle!' (hippy to big car driver).

'I haven't paid four dollars a gallon since I bought that swamp land in Florida.'

"I thought I knew evil, but you have to hand it to these advertising guys."

Gas price rollercoaster.

312 - Eat A Lot On The First Date

Gasoline fuel theft

'This is where his experience begins to pay off.'

Wii Childbirth

"No, that's not a typo. This baby actually gets eight gallons per mile."

Helium Parachute

Addiction: high gas prices.