Singles With Humor Gifts

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Skeleton playing fetch.

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

Drunken singers in a public house

"I do want to talk about your feelings but first let's talk about cheese."

"I liked it better when we just had your people call my people."

"....'Sickness, health? ... better, worse... richer, poorer?'... how about leaving me some wiggle room!"

"I knew Mary would dump me when my fleece got a little gray."

'What really stung is when they wanted the Magna Carta notarized!'

He's Tasty!

Dear Diary....I'll never, ever, go on a blind date again!

"I probably should have mentioned that I'm allergic to cats, Albert. . ."

"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but actually 47% of 235 people covering 34%..."

Cat using mousetraps

"So, the rumors are true. He is faster than a speeding bullet."

'I offered to help with your tie, but oh no, you had to do it yourself...'

"I'm invisible to all men."

"I thought it was a place to pick up some chicks, but NOOOOO!"

"Why must you always pre-empt my nightmares?"

The Loneliest Archaeologist

'The dating agency matched me up with my avatar.'

Singles Baa - "So, what's a girl like ewe doing in a place like this?"

"Goodnight, dear. Goodnight, Scooter. Goodnight, erection."

"I think she's just playing 'hard to get'!"

'I take it you don't want me to come in for a drink.'

"Mummy, Mummy, Daddy was talking about your singing with his friends today. What does "tone deaf" mean?"

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'The Frog prince makes his move'

Rat: 'So...your Sewer or mine?'

What the @*##!! rhymes with coronavirus?

'My last boyfriend used to run out of petrol in much nicer surroundings.'

Unmanned Drones.

Out to Stud.