Singing Caveman Gifts

"Okay, so we're hunter gatherers. But must you keep singing, 'Here we go gathering nuts in May'?!"

Ancient Racing

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

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"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

The First Fire Stick

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"

A prehistoric football match.

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

Oog is an expert at throwing stones at things - he's a "rock-it" scientist.

"Right, I think I'll call it fire, now I just need to work out how to monetise it

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

The First Domesticated Dog: "Can you compete with a free life time supply of tummy rubs? . . . Well?. . . Yeah, I didn't think so."

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

"Let's just binge watch this."

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

Early House Hunting.

Stoneage Anachronism...

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

"Central heat. Pretty posh."

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

"Something has corrupted my files again."

'If you worked on inventing fire instead of that round thing, you wouldn't have to eat cold cuts.'

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

Dummy. Now we have to apply for another grant.

'If you want to see my resume, it's on my cave wall.'

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

"Now that I have prefrontal cortex, I worry about everything."