Sinbad Aficionado Gifts

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

Build your very own conflict of interest!

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

Raincloud Umbrella

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

Back to school.

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Better than a business model, I have a business scheme."

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

"I don't think the turkey's going to be done on time. That's the dishwasher."

'Did you just show your teeth at me Wilson?'

Primitive magician

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

Bribes for Jabs

Swiss army knife

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"