Sin-survivor Gifts

Confessions on a plane.

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

"The trees are laughing at us."

"Daddy's taking him to the woodshed, again!"

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

"Behold! NOW is the accepted time to repent!"

"Your 2 am is here."

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

"It just doesn't seem right. Ever since the new system upgrade nothing is where it used to be!"

The corner that Spring's around

"Boy, will I be glad when the weekend gets here!"

'Don't they look silly?'

'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

'He's a survivor.'

'Don't give me that! I know for a fact, he was in my flowerbeds!!'

Terms and Conditions

Man digging a path to his dog's kennel through the snow.

'I said, now I know why they call you 'Lucky'!'

A holiday maker greets a castaway

'So there I was, alone in the aisle, heart pounding, without a bloody clue as to what wine I should bring our hosts.'

'BRRRR. Why is it taking so long to get warm?'

"I'm raising four kids, a husband, three pets and I work. This is nothing."

"Don't be silly - of course I'm worried about exposure. I'm over-extended in the bond markets, and interest rates are heating up, the Dow is about to boil over. . ."

Choose your social anxiety coping mechanism!

Man following advice on preventing sea-sickness but becoming sea-sick anyway

Subway rider holds onto man's tie.

Human Error, Stupid (computers)

'Thank you for calling the Coast Guard help line. To sink, press one. To swim, press two…'

"Want to network?"