Simple Joy Aficionados Gifts

'So you can hear the sea, what's so amazing about that?...'

Clown on bike.

"They're comfortable."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

If you're happy and you know it...

"Forget about flowers, trust me, bring her honey: It's a sure way to one's heart..."

Pea

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

"It's a simple model but it works for me!"

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

'I usually don't make house calls but I'm glad to make an exception in your case, Gran'ma.'

'...And an extra packet of crackers! It's our Anniversary!'

'Well, it's official. The entire catalogue has to be dumbed down again!'

"We were out-gunned from the get-go. We're fidget spinners and they're Rubik's Cube."

Managing Targets: "It mat be simple but it works for me."

'Thank God we're cute. You only get one chance to make a good first impression.'

"I see you decluttered."

A bear reads 'Eat Poop Sleep' on the beach

Santa saying to shrink - "I don't believe in myself."

"I'm keeping it really simple!"

"If a bowl of ice cream isn't the answer, you're asking the wrong question."

"Speaking only for myself, the unexamined life was a total gas!"

'So you mean to tell me I spent a fortune on years of therapy and a 'tummy rub' was the answer all along?'

"I recorded them so we wouldn't miss anything while we were away on vacation."

"Where's the fun gone"

"...Oh muffy, I'm as happy as a pig in Zen"

"I like how you keep things simple."

'I love the simplicity of this place!'

"Miss, could I have some, ah, just bread?"

"NO TV...no stereo...no video games! This is awful!"

Hermit

"It's been 300 years. I think I'm read to retire."