Simple Art Admirer Gifts

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

Dead Funny

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

The americanisation of vulture.

"Say hello to my little friend."

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

Cactus seats.

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Picasso: The Early Years

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Cats at private view

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

'I don't know...they all look like cows to me.'

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Surreal ale

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

Mimi's final scene

Phoenix

"Feel better, dear?"

Joe Biden

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

I painted them all from memory.

Kultural K9's.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"What did Jesus order?"

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'