Simple Art Admirer Mugs

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Dead Funny

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Cactus seats.

The americanisation of vulture.

"Say hello to my little friend."

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Picasso: The Early Years

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Cats at private view

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Mimi's final scene

Joe Biden

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

"What did Jesus order?"

Surreal ale

Phoenix

"Feel better, dear?"

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Kultural K9's.

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'