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“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

"We've made $7.50. Can we retire yet?"

You're right, boss, there may be too much idle chit-chat, but let me talk it over with my friends.

'Oh, I HATE IT when he does that thing with his mouth...TALKING!'

"Local authorities are always whining on about the cost of 'affordable' housing..."

'They're playing house.'

'Hi, I'm on the make,'

'It's quite the Horatio Alger story, isn't it? Humble origins in a single drop of pond water, gradually devouring every competitor in sight. Naturally, it was just a matter of time before you decided to join our company!'

Have a very piratical Birthday

"Would you like a glass too? They're five bucks."

Mortgage up: 'Where?.'

Strip Mine Estates - Mineral Rights? They're All Yours.

Estate Agent - 'They're all mine.'

"That's the shoestring I started with. It was tied around 100 million dollars worth of stocks and bonds."

"Try not to see them as a ridiculously expensive pile of bricks but rather as a value for money self build opportunity!"

Sporting World God: And on the seventh day he stitched up the television broadcast rights.

"This is your portfolio. Fill it."

'If you kiss me, I'll cause the Dow Jones Industrial Average to soar, manufacturing and trade data to re-accelerate, and housing to rebound significantly throughout the remainder of this and the next quarter.'

'I sold my house and got what I paid for it. But you bought it in 1962.'

'First the good news - you won't have to pay mortgage insurance anymore.'

"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"

Large Property Portfolio - Please Help.

'I'm a homing-pigeon you see, but since I've invested in the property market, I'm confused as to which home to return to...'

"Ha! Buying a house just so you can live in it. I'll never understand young people."

"If you're wondering why your paycheck is so small, we deducted health insurance, your 401k,and with taxes, well, it's just enough to cover gas to get here."

"I love what you've done to the house."

Domino effect in housing market.

"Look! It's the Buy-to-let brigade."

'I'm involved in a love triangle with money and real estate.'

Person feeding hungry 'Residential real estate market' with 'Low interest rates' and 'Jobs'

'We don't need our own stand. Just have your mom buy all the lemons at the store so we've cornered the market and can name our price!'