Simian Sage Gifts

Looking for a unique gift for the creatively inclined, especially those with a love for witty insights and playful wisdom? Our collection celebrates the clever and the curious, combining humor with artistic charm. Perfect for friends, colleagues, or yourself, these gifts are sure to spark smiles and inspire contemplation. Whether you’re shopping for someone who enjoys a good laugh or appreciates artful humor, our range offers something special to match your creative spirit.

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"If God is omnipotent and wholly good, whence evil?!?"

"If God is omnipotent and wholly good, whence evil?!?" mockup

"If God is omnipotent and wholly good, whence evil?!?"

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"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide." mockup

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

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"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd." mockup

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

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'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.' mockup

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

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"We went for Scandinavian interiors." mockup

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

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"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..." mockup

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

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"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?" mockup

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

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One way only.

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'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!' mockup

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

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"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?" mockup

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

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'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?' mockup

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

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One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer mockup

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

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'Leader shy and angler wise I can put up with - it's the darn insolence that bothers me.'

'Leader shy and angler wise I can put up with - it's the darn insolence that bothers me.' mockup

'Leader shy and angler wise I can put up with - it's the darn insolence that bothers me.'

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Bishop with a crozier case.

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"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password." mockup

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

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'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?' mockup

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

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"Do I look like a wise man to you?" mockup

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

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Couldn't you have used a smaller font? mockup

Couldn't you have used a smaller font?

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The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend mockup

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

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'So then I thought, what's the idea job for a gentleman with my years of experience, wisdom and a desire to help others.'

'So then I thought, what's the idea job for a gentleman with my years of experience, wisdom and a desire to help others.' mockup

'So then I thought, what's the idea job for a gentleman with my years of experience, wisdom and a desire to help others.'

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"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)

"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man) mockup

"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)

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"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'" mockup

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

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The past only looks good when you're living in the present.

The past only looks good when you're living in the present. mockup

The past only looks good when you're living in the present.

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'Maybe I'm not a failure — maybe I'm just a late bloomer!'

'Maybe I'm not a failure — maybe I'm just a late bloomer!' mockup

'Maybe I'm not a failure — maybe I'm just a late bloomer!'

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'Wh-h-hatz-u-upp, dude?'

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'Meaning of life, eh? -- Who wants to know?'

'Meaning of life, eh? -- Who wants to know?' mockup

'Meaning of life, eh? -- Who wants to know?'

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Wang Yangming takes a scroll of knowledge from a crane.

Wang Yangming takes a scroll of knowledge from a crane. mockup

Wang Yangming takes a scroll of knowledge from a crane.

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'There goes Mr. Negativity.'

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'How many potatoes to make a bottle of vodka?.'

'How many potatoes to make a bottle of vodka?.' mockup

'How many potatoes to make a bottle of vodka?.'

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"Don't be discouraged. Do it over, monitor the results...write your paper."

"Don't be discouraged. Do it over, monitor the results...write your paper." mockup

"Don't be discouraged. Do it over, monitor the results...write your paper."

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"I need to know what the future holds, at least for the next six weeks."

"I need to know what the future holds, at least for the next six weeks." mockup

"I need to know what the future holds, at least for the next six weeks."

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"Relax, at your age it's perfectly natural to make groaning noises every time you move a body part."

"Relax, at your age it's perfectly natural to make groaning noises every time you move a body part." mockup

"Relax, at your age it's perfectly natural to make groaning noises every time you move a body part."

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Simian Sage Gifts Collection

Simian Sage Mugs

Explore our collection of witty and insightful mugs featuring the simian sage theme—perfect for brightening up mornings and sparking inspiration.

Simian Sage Pillows

Find pillows that add a humorous and thoughtful touch to any room, featuring adorable simian sage designs for a cozy, inspiring vibe.

Simian Sage Prints

Decorate with prints that combine artistic elegance and clever humor, perfect for showcasing the wisdom of our favorite simian sages in your space.

Simian Sage T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that blend humor, creativity, and style, showcasing our clever simian sage designs—ideal for expressing an artistic and witty personality.