Simcity Gifts

To: Rudy Park. From: Lemont Brown. What're you up to these days, Brother Park? That depends. If we're talking the SimCity game I began back when we were in college in '93 … I'm up to 14 linked quad-core RAID devices that take up the whole basement. That's not what I meant. It's costing me a fortune, but I've been playing the same game for so long that I'm pretty sure my 59 billion Sims have become sentient and worship me as a deity. I meant how do you spend your time these days? Working. I've go

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

The Anti-Agent

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Bond James, Bond."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Barks in code.

Social distancing

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

We tried rocking her to sleep, but she still seems tired and cranky.

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

City Boy.

Love linked

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

The Streets - Night

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."