Simcity Prints

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

The Anti-Agent

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Bond James, Bond."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Barks in code.

Social distancing

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

City Boy.

Love linked

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

The Streets - Night

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"