Silver Society Gifts

Over 65's get together - whilst stocks last.

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

Old Love

'Listen Mabel, you are 70, I am 75 and we have known each other since junior school. It's pure wishful thinking on your part if you claim I am 'grooming' you...'

You're certain you've had plenty of experience serving in a fine dining restaurant?

Gerontologist on the phone - 'Oh, you know ... same old, same old ... and how are things with you?'

caring for the elderly in Cuba

Life Extension Journal.

I can be upgraded, can you?

"Out bending spoons at Pop's diner."

'I'll teach that social security computer a few things!'

Antiques roadshow: 'Yes it's definitely Silver'

'This where the meeting for the order of the salmon bowl is?

'Is that some kind of ceremonial mask?'

"You know you're getting old when you can find your way around all the local hospitals blindfolded."

"That's right, sir, you did book a table for four but you didn't say anything about chairs."

'We didn't mean to place an order online. We're just trying to figure out how to turn it on.'

Blacksmith, Silversmith, Mark E Smith

-I need the day off, please. It;s our silver anniversary. -You mean I have to put up with this every 25 years?

Woman telling friend her husband got her a colonoscopy for their silver anniversary.

My gran's on facebook!

"How can I tell him we're only EPNS?"

'I can't figure out why Codex told me the keeper of the bowl died...'

Mobility Park.

Man singing 'I've lost that loving feeling' outside infertility clinic.

'Of course I remembered. What is the traditional gift for a 25th wedding anniversary - steak or lobster?'

DIMINATI

girl asking her grey haired grandma about Parisian hair styles

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Man on really old computer - SEARCH 'a new computer'