Silver Society Gifts

Over 65's get together - whilst stocks last.

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

You're certain you've had plenty of experience serving in a fine dining restaurant?

Old Love

'Listen Mabel, you are 70, I am 75 and we have known each other since junior school. It's pure wishful thinking on your part if you claim I am 'grooming' you...'

Gerontologist on the phone - 'Oh, you know ... same old, same old ... and how are things with you?'

caring for the elderly in Cuba

I can be upgraded, can you?

'I'll teach that social security computer a few things!'

"Out bending spoons at Pop's diner."

Antiques roadshow: 'Yes it's definitely Silver'

"You know you're getting old when you can find your way around all the local hospitals blindfolded."

'This where the meeting for the order of the salmon bowl is?

'Is that some kind of ceremonial mask?'

"That's right, sir, you did book a table for four but you didn't say anything about chairs."

'We didn't mean to place an order online. We're just trying to figure out how to turn it on.'

Woman telling friend her husband got her a colonoscopy for their silver anniversary.

Mobility Park.

-I need the day off, please. It;s our silver anniversary. -You mean I have to put up with this every 25 years?

"How can I tell him we're only EPNS?"

'I can't figure out why Codex told me the keeper of the bowl died...'

Man singing 'I've lost that loving feeling' outside infertility clinic.

'Of course I remembered. What is the traditional gift for a 25th wedding anniversary - steak or lobster?'

"This option in the pension is a little tricky. You can start collecting benefits when you're 58 years old, as long as you look 58 years old."

girl asking her grey haired grandma about Parisian hair styles

Man on really old computer - SEARCH 'a new computer'

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