Silly Song Lovers Gifts

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

Fat Kid 4- Makes his own balloons (colour)

"This next song is about unbridled corporate greed and its propensity to decimate the planet … I hope you like it."

'Well, one of us in wrong.'

"I feel like I've just been played my whole life."

Old MacDonald had a startup.

"Don't worry, it's just a phrase she's going through."

"After the Great Seagull Reincarnation, we'll spend eternity stealing sandwiches and defecating as we please."

Why is it that it's always your mittens you lose?

'Guys! Check this out - Reindeer Chow in the satellite dish!'

...If we have to hang around together, don't act like a nut.

The critic as band leader

"Remember, in the other version they had a pea-green boat, and here they're using public transportation."

"Is that your 'God Bless America' or mine?"

Rudy, Must you keep singing that song...' children in the morning...children in the evening...children at suppertime?

Only one Partridge in a pear tree? Mr. Jones next door gave his true love two partridges.

'C'mon everyone, let's hear: 'Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream. . .'.'

'The mincer's busted!'

"I like these northern soul clubs but where do I put me whippet?"

"I've sensed a change in the universe. The Hokey Pokey is no longer what it's all about."

'What is it now, Dennis...can't you see I'm busy?'

"This one goes verse, verse, chorus, train."

'It's worse than I'd expected!'

Unbridled Fiddle Faddle.

No Walking Down The Street Singing, 'Doo-Wah-Ditty, Ditty-Dum, Ditty-Dum'!

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore