Silly Song Lovers T-Shirts

'It's some kind of silly note from the barbarians, sire. It says, 'We will, we will, rock you...'

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

Fat Kid 4- Makes his own balloons (colour)

"This next song is about unbridled corporate greed and its propensity to decimate the planet … I hope you like it."

'Well, one of us in wrong.'

"I feel like I've just been played my whole life."

Old MacDonald had a startup.

"After the Great Seagull Reincarnation, we'll spend eternity stealing sandwiches and defecating as we please."

"Don't worry, it's just a phrase she's going through."

Why is it that it's always your mittens you lose?

'Don't worry. We'll fit into these things by spring.'

"Is that your 'God Bless America' or mine?"

...If we have to hang around together, don't act like a nut.

The critic as band leader

Karaoke. All of me ... Why not take all of me ...

'Guys! Check this out - Reindeer Chow in the satellite dish!'

"Remember, in the other version they had a pea-green boat, and here they're using public transportation."

Rudy, Must you keep singing that song...' children in the morning...children in the evening...children at suppertime?

'The mincer's busted!'

Smokey Robinson caricature.

Stevie Wonder caricature.

'C'mon everyone, let's hear: 'Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream. . .'.'

Only one Partridge in a pear tree? Mr. Jones next door gave his true love two partridges.

"I like these northern soul clubs but where do I put me whippet?"

"I've sensed a change in the universe. The Hokey Pokey is no longer what it's all about."

'What is it now, Dennis...can't you see I'm busy?'

Young Man, there's no need to feel down..

"This one goes verse, verse, chorus, train."

'It's worse than I'd expected!'

No Walking Down The Street Singing, 'Doo-Wah-Ditty, Ditty-Dum, Ditty-Dum'!

Unbridled Fiddle Faddle.

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore