Silly Semantician Gifts

'The hippiest dryads were often farouche.'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

'I'm afraid it wouldn't work out, Kevin. You say 'data is' and I say 'data are'.'

Pie Filling Reader

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Cheap amusement with... THE HAPPY COUPLE!

The Gong

"Why 'Black Death'? Why not 'rodent-related'?"

"Well, it is a good property. The price is low because it is harder to negotiate due to its S-bend configuration."

'There is a kid at school who can play 'Jingle Bells' with his farts. That is impressive because flatulence is a difficult medium.'

"Professor Zlata! You're just in time to be the planet Neptune!"

Thesaurus Editor, Overseer, Corrector, Improver, Modifier.

Hazardous substance - ignitable, corrosive, reactive, toxic, real smelly, yucchy.

'I didn't have a fall. I fell.'

'Squid? They told me this was CALAMARI!'

"Standard equipment includes the Manual Anti-Collision Sonic Warning System...otherwise known as the horn."

'From now on, Jaded will not mean tired or worn out but rather overweight and minging'. V annoying

The Spoonish Inquisition

"After the Great Seagull Reincarnation, we'll spend eternity stealing sandwiches and defecating as we please."

"Coco, stop eating your food properly and play with it like your brothers!"

'Today I learned a little grammar in the classroom and LOTS of vocabulary on the playground!'

"I'm not going to lie to you. 'Prevaricate' is the word I much prefer. . ."

That's a silly question. What does it LOOK like I'm doing?'

STRIP Hambone: Wind up computer

It's not like you to be late... Forgot to set my alarm cock. (Alarm cock? What did you say that for?!)

'And not only do we think you were lying when you told us Larry went on a winter vacation, we think you had something to do with it!'

Gag pitchforks.

"Our company has a green culture and a passion for the brand marking this a better world!"

Think globally, act silly!