Silly Humor Fan Gifts

"Lower and to the left...AHHHHH!"

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

The Brothers Grime

10 K Tail-Chase

Trump Poutine

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'We're going to need to find a scapegoat.'

'I really wish you guys would knock that off.'

Fish with a human in a bowl.

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

The Snooze Bar.

Beer Parasol.

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

Winter Weather.

No, I don

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

'More government surveillance!'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

'Here, we don't need a retirement plan. If you do your job as we want it, you'll directly go from your desk to hell.'

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"