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"Must you walk around in your underwear? -- My wife and KIDS are in here, for crying out loud!"

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Blind man walking a tortoise.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Ball as water-melon.

A watch face with Stonehenge

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

Customer entering bank that is touting number of toasters given away

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"Roadkill cookies"

Santa's Helpers

"Pass that."

Regifts of the Magi

International House of Excrement

'Buy two pounds and I'll throw in the sword.'

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

'...You're just not built to take selfies.'

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

Football heads...

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

"What seems to be the problem?"

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

Traffic calming ahead.