Silly Comedy Appreciators Pillows

"No wonder we could get tickets."

Playing Fetch.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

baby sweetcorn...

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

Fly Fishing

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

Gay Times...

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'I heard the Board was talking about kicking you, but I don't know if it's upstairs or out.'

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"He was a sea rescue."

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"They're so like us."

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

Divine Desk Bins

Conservation Area

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"