Silly Comedy Appreciators Gifts

"No wonder we could get tickets."

Playing Fetch.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

baby sweetcorn...

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

Fly Fishing

Gay Times...

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'I heard the Board was talking about kicking you, but I don't know if it's upstairs or out.'

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

The Pink Bantha

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

"They're so like us."

"He was a sea rescue."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Your MBA and PHD are impressive but what concerns me is your low number of Facebook friends."

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Divine Desk Bins