Comedy Appreciateurs Gifts

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

Playing Fetch.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

baby sweetcorn...

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Fly Fishing

Saint George and the Drag Queen

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

Moses' Tablet

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'I heard the Board was talking about kicking you, but I don't know if it's upstairs or out.'

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

"He was a sea rescue."

Cat Burglar

"They're so like us."

Wordplay: In The Bag.

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'