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'Got anything with a little less musk?'

Playing Fetch.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

baby sweetcorn...

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Fly Fishing

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

Moses' Tablet

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'I heard the Board was talking about kicking you, but I don't know if it's upstairs or out.'

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"They're so like us."

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

Wordplay: In The Bag.

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

Cat Burglar

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

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"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

"He was a sea rescue."

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.