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"How much farther till I'm across the threshold?"

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

Fly Fishing

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'I heard the Board was talking about kicking you, but I don't know if it's upstairs or out.'

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

The Pink Bantha

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Your MBA and PHD are impressive but what concerns me is your low number of Facebook friends."

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

Conservation Area

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

"Did you just do a rooster?"

Moulin Rouge Security

All-Verbal Westerns

"All stories have been told, all songs have been sung. But that won't stop us from making movie reboots."

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'Another blond hair! You've been making a lot of night calls lately...'