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'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

Fly Fishing

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'I heard the Board was talking about kicking you, but I don't know if it's upstairs or out.'

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Conservation Area

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

Moulin Rouge Security

Say it with flowers: It!

"All stories have been told, all songs have been sung. But that won't stop us from making movie reboots."

"A haand gel...!?"

'Another blond hair! You've been making a lot of night calls lately...'

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

All-Verbal Westerns