Comedy Act Appreciator Gifts

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"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'A cheeky red?'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

The height of fashion in 1796

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Fly Fishing

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."