Surreal Humor Appreciator Gifts

Computer tomography four legs

'Poodle or Chihuahua?'

"Would you pass me that Murakami novel and my kibble?"

"I, too, have nurtured a life-long dream of living in a barn and eating mice."

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

"Yes , I'll hold..."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'A cheeky red?'

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

The height of fashion in 1796

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"But if you cure my hypochondria I won't have any hobbies."

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"Well....I could've done this!"