Surreal Humor Appreciator T-Shirts

Computer tomography four legs

'Poodle or Chihuahua?'

"Would you pass me that Murakami novel and my kibble?"

"I, too, have nurtured a life-long dream of living in a barn and eating mice."

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

"Yes , I'll hold..."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'A cheeky red?'

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

The height of fashion in 1796

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Support group for sheep.

"But if you cure my hypochondria I won't have any hobbies."