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'Eleven foot poles - For things you wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole...'

Time-space convergence ahead.

Fish Farming

"How many times do I have to tell you to stay inside the bowl?"

'Your attention everybody! -- There's a 'severe foot watch' in effect until four o'clock this afternoon.'

"Bad news. Our heads aren't lightbulbs."

Guests Bring a Bomb to Dinner

"Either I'm crazy or your feathers are getting way out of hand."

"How long have we had subtitles, Eileen?"

A postal worker opens a bag of air mail.

Plumber with two butts.

"That's what we look like naked???"

Fields

A man watches someone drown in his wineglass.

Zoo keeper feeds styrofoam peanuts to a styrofoam elephant.

Fish in the Rain

'As for this growth, I'm honestly not sure if it's functional. But I suppose there's only one way to find out...'

Take a number, R.

Two new human members to Heaven surprised to see that the birds in Heaven have arms as their wings.

"Well, I'll be. You don't see that every day."

'We've done all we can, but these beans... *sunglasses* ...Have expired.'

Water...water...

A very rare steak indeed.

'Would you like a drink while you're waiting?'

Therapist's Swatter

Pedalling Horse Carriage

Rudy, one of your eyelashes fell on the counter. Blow on it and make a wish. Huh? Wish for a promotion! That's crazy. Wish for world peace. Wish for an all-Jeopardy tv channel! An intimate evening with America's Next Top Model! That's stupid. You're stupid. You're all stupid! Oh no. Look! Whatever. That wish stuff is hooey, anyway. Yes, pardon my zeal. Here ya go.

know there's something real between us

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Crap from the future.

Apple Pie Abduction

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Fish with a human in a bowl.