Silently Expressive Pillows

"There goes a man of few words."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"Don't even think about it."

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

Giraffe Selfie

Mime marriage.

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Book Worm

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

Whatever!

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

Don't hate me becasue I'm beautiful.

'Oh sure, Your Honor, he can speak. He's using sign language ...

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

"This gives me the inner fulfillment I could never achieve through dodgeball."

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

Two men creating themselves with a pencil and paintbrush.

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

'Why are you being so passive aggressive?'

Mr and Mrs Bobelescu found their son's attire slightly outre.