Silently Expressive T-Shirts

"There goes a man of few words."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"Don't even think about it."

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

Giraffe Selfie

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

Mime marriage.

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Whatever!

Book Worm

I swear, you don't hear a word I don't say.

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

'Oh sure, Your Honor, he can speak. He's using sign language ...

Don't hate me becasue I'm beautiful.

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

"This gives me the inner fulfillment I could never achieve through dodgeball."

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

"I say if he wants to take up ballet, we should let him."

Mr and Mrs Bobelescu found their son's attire slightly outre.

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

Tattoo Parlour Could you do me something in this season's colours