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"Anything you say may be used in evidence against you..."

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Victor Hugo

"Feel free to take notes."

'Where was the TSA?'

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

Buster Keaton

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

Jacques et Jille

Hansel and Gretal

"This is what's known as a book."

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

"What did Jesus order?"

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

Alberich steals the gold

Marcel Marceau's parrot

"Personally, I loved your novel. Unfortunately, our e-book editor says it just doesn't work on the little screen!"