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"Anything you say may be used in evidence against you..."

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"Feel free to take notes."

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

'Where was the TSA?'

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

Hansel and Gretal

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

"What did Jesus order?"

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

Jacques et Jille

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

Alberich steals the gold

Marcel Marceau's parrot

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

"Personally, I loved your novel. Unfortunately, our e-book editor says it just doesn't work on the little screen!"