Silent Storytelling Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Mime artist: "I hope he suffocate in there."

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

'Where was the TSA?'

Audio Books

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

'Dad's bedtime story was decent, but the special effects were non-existent.'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"Recalculating route..."

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

Hansel and Gretal

"What did Jesus order?"

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

Jacques et Jille

Marcel Marceau's parrot

Alberich steals the gold

"Personally, I loved your novel. Unfortunately, our e-book editor says it just doesn't work on the little screen!"