Silent Sea Enthusiasts Gifts

'I wish somebody would say something.'

Club Antisocial

Hush puppy.

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

Peace. Love. Light

"Cat got your tongue?"

"Our open office floor plan runs much smoother that no one communicates."

'I think I've got it.'

"e-Harley Hybrids"

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

'No talking' sign at a fishing site.

"She said she wanted to get out of the stressful workplace!"

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

Pray it Don't Spry it.

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

'Could the waves be a bit quieter please?'

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

The Zen of Regulation

Shut the F#%* up! (Formally Shhhh!)

"And he hits it, and the other guy hits it back, and the first guy hits it, and the second guy hits it back and-"

Free Little Library

"Life's too short to be taken seriously..."

"I'm excited to leave this party we're going to."

At the world meditating championships

Man reinacts diving entry into the sea.

"Marcel!! You're on mute!!"

Madness of isolation on a desert island.

Make America Quiet

Card night for introverts.

How to appear more interesting.

"Shh, too much racket."