Silent Sea Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'I wish somebody would say something.'

Club Antisocial

Hush puppy.

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

Peace. Love. Light

"Cat got your tongue?"

"Our open office floor plan runs much smoother that no one communicates."

"e-Harley Hybrids"

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

'No talking' sign at a fishing site.

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

Pray it Don't Spry it.

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

"She said she wanted to get out of the stressful workplace!"

'I think I've got it.'

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

Free Little Library

Shut the F#%* up! (Formally Shhhh!)

'Could the waves be a bit quieter please?'

The Zen of Regulation

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

"And he hits it, and the other guy hits it back, and the first guy hits it, and the second guy hits it back and-"

"Life's too short to be taken seriously..."

"I'm excited to leave this party we're going to."

At the world meditating championships

Man reinacts diving entry into the sea.

Make America Quiet

How to appear more interesting.

"Marcel!! You're on mute!!"

'Don't you 'shh' me.'

Madness of isolation on a desert island.

"Shh, too much racket."