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"e-Harley Hybrids"

Hush puppy.

Buster Keaton

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

Tunnel of Like.

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

Trappist talk show.

"Cat got your tongue?"

"Our open office floor plan runs much smoother that no one communicates."

Abundance of Caution

'I wish somebody would say something.'

Pray it Don't Spry it.

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

'Slow and hurl.'

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

"Mum.... I need to poo."

"Would passengers sitting in the Quiet Zone please...Shut the F**K UP!"

… So Ace Peerless and I were parasailing, and out of nowhere, he took out his knife, cut his cords, and plummeted into the ocean. Of all the times I've had men run out in the middle of an argument, that was by far the most annoying. Susan, I said my old college roommate Rudy Park is a Russian spy, and a federal agent put me on a plane to Moscow to follow him and expose how he's helping Putin blackmail the president! Not being heard. That is my biggest pet peeve, Lemont. Ace knows that. Could you

'Could the waves be a bit quieter please?'

"Giddyup!. . . Damn. I think I just wasted 500 bucks."

Shut the F#%* up! (Formally Shhhh!)

Free Little Library

"I'm excited to leave this party we're going to."

The John Cage Carollers

No, I don't think a squeaky toy breaks your vow of silence.

"Marcel!! You're on mute!!"

Card night for introverts.

Construction workers building a library are all saying, 'shhh, shhh' to each other.

"Shh, too much racket."

Make America Quiet

What possessed the council to introduce speed bumps?

'Don't you 'shh' me.'

'I see you everyday and never talk to you. But I'm making an effort to change for the better, so I won't be standing here tomorrow.'

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