Silent Ride Enthusiast T-Shirts

"e-Harley Hybrids"

Hush puppy.

Tunnel of Like.

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

Trappist talk show.

"Cat got your tongue?"

Abundance of Caution

"Our open office floor plan runs much smoother that no one communicates."

'I wish somebody would say something.'

Pray it Don't Spry it.

'Slow and hurl.'

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

"Mum.... I need to poo."

"Giddyup!. . . Damn. I think I just wasted 500 bucks."

'Could the waves be a bit quieter please?'

Free Little Library

Shut the F#%* up! (Formally Shhhh!)

"I'm excited to leave this party we're going to."

The John Cage Carollers

Make America Quiet

"Shh, too much racket."

"Marcel!! You're on mute!!"

What possessed the council to introduce speed bumps?

'Don't you 'shh' me.'

Construction workers building a library are all saying, 'shhh, shhh' to each other.

Card night for introverts.

'I see you everyday and never talk to you. But I'm making an effort to change for the better, so I won't be standing here tomorrow.'

Extrovert vs. Introvert in Lockdown

"I'm all for the quiet life but she keeps rattling on all day long."