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"Nothing follows anymore, have you noticed?"

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

"What on earth do they find to talk about?"

The men of your dreams

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

"I think you two may hit it off. Craig, here, is an attractive male academic in his early forties who seeks a warm, vivacious woman delighting in conversation, arts, and nature for an evolving romantic commitment, possibly marriage, while you, Vivian, are a good-looking, intelligent, stimulating woman in her late thirties who seeks an educated, unattached, well-bred man concerned with ideas, culture, and the environment with whom to share your life interests and companionship."

'We've just learned to speak and now you're not talking to me?'

"I'm leaving you,Jerry-I need more from a man than just scintillating conversation."

'Say when.'

'Hi, I'm Raoul...I shall be your talking point of the evening.'

'Hello! I don't believe I've bored you yet...'

Mime artist: "I hope he suffocate in there."

"The lesbian world welcomed me with open arms -- I can;t just leave."

Jack suffered from an overactive blabber

"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but actually 47% of 235 people covering 34%..."

"It's not what you know, it's who you know." "Either way, I'm starting from scratch."

Mime Artist Begging Without Words

"You have the right to remain inanimate, but anything you do mime may be used against you in a court of law"

"I'm good thanks."

"Marcel!! You're on mute!!"

How to appear more interesting.

"What a lovely little dog. What's his name?"

Dinner Gong in a Silent Monastery

"I forgot to charge him."

"I'm the eldest of three, yet I'm a highly social, under-achieving risk taker. Try and explain that!"

Bob longed to be part of the conversation – but the stupid forest never let him get a word in edgewise.

Mime artist in library.

"When you people start working eggs into the conversation, it's really code for something else,right?"

"Rudy, I went out on a date last night. It was a miserable failure." "Sorry." "As my employee, you've seen me day in and day out. You know me better than anyone." "Rudy, do I, your boss and sole source of income, have some personality flaw?" "Or did the fault lie entirely with my date?" "Feel free to speak candidly." "Mother."