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"Nothing follows anymore, have you noticed?"

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

Twice a year, Uncle Mort and Sadie Cohen have an official relationship talk. While this biannual conversation is scheduled by mutual consent under long-standing treaty, some participants engage grudgingly. Let's talk about our feelings. I don't feel like it. That's not a feeling, Snookums! Loophole!

"What on earth do they find to talk about?"

The men of your dreams

I've been scouting new locations for the strip. Great. We can certainly use some. Have you found anything exciting so far? Yes. A bench on the other side of the park. It has a trash can in the background.

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

"I think you two may hit it off. Craig, here, is an attractive male academic in his early forties who seeks a warm, vivacious woman delighting in conversation, arts, and nature for an evolving romantic commitment, possibly marriage, while you, Vivian, are a good-looking, intelligent, stimulating woman in her late thirties who seeks an educated, unattached, well-bred man concerned with ideas, culture, and the environment with whom to share your life interests and companionship."

'We've just learned to speak and now you're not talking to me?'

"I'm leaving you,Jerry-I need more from a man than just scintillating conversation."

'Hi, I'm Raoul...I shall be your talking point of the evening.'

'Say when.'

'Hello! I don't believe I've bored you yet...'

Jack suffered from an overactive blabber

Mime artist: "I hope he suffocate in there."

Don

"The lesbian world welcomed me with open arms -- I can;t just leave."

"Tell me, do you ever shut up?"

"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but actually 47% of 235 people covering 34%..."

"It's not what you know, it's who you know." "Either way, I'm starting from scratch."

How to appear more interesting.

"You have the right to remain inanimate, but anything you do mime may be used against you in a court of law"

Mime Artist Begging Without Words

"I'm good thanks."

"Marcel!! You're on mute!!"

"I forgot to charge him."

Dinner Gong in a Silent Monastery

"What a lovely little dog. What's his name?"

"I'm the eldest of three, yet I'm a highly social, under-achieving risk taker. Try and explain that!"

"I really am young at heart: I got a 34 year old's in a transplant."

"When you people start working eggs into the conversation, it's really code for something else,right?"

"Rudy, I went out on a date last night. It was a miserable failure." "Sorry." "As my employee, you've seen me day in and day out. You know me better than anyone." "Rudy, do I, your boss and sole source of income, have some personality flaw?" "Or did the fault lie entirely with my date?" "Feel free to speak candidly." "Mother."

"And I'm actually the one who puts the giblets back into the chickens..."