Quiet Conversation Lovers T-Shirts

"I forgot to charge him."

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

Protest

She required plenty of personal space.

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

Bar Therapy

Confucius say: shut up.

Existentialists In Love

"Going early was a good idea. So was bringing our own bottle of wine, While we're on the subject, so was the wheel."

"Don't yell in the restaurant. Use your texting voice."

'Yes, I laugh at most things, but it doesn't mean I can't have a serious conversation...'

Computer with moon screensaver

'Mind you, this isn't a secret I'd tell just everybody.'

"I cherish my creamer stirring as a precious moment for quiet reflection."

'Let's go some place where we can walk.'

"I wish I'd been invited to all these parties before I discovered the joys of staying in."

'I'll get my people to talk to your people, and we can go off and have a picnic.'

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

Lady praises date for being a good conversationalist.

"If I had my life to live over again, I'd unlearn macrame."

'Oh, great! Now I'm depressed too!'

"Nice talking to you."

"Hi. My name is Jonathan, and I'll be your analyst today."

'Hello, I would like to talk to somebody.'

Taxi Debates

'What's wrong? Have you got laryngitis?'

The Original Drone