Quiet Conversation Lovers Gifts

"I forgot to charge him."

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

Protest

She required plenty of personal space.

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

Bar Therapy

Confucius say: shut up.

Existentialists In Love

"Going early was a good idea. So was bringing our own bottle of wine, While we're on the subject, so was the wheel."

After talking one stranger to death, Velma starts in on the next.

"Don't yell in the restaurant. Use your texting voice."

'Mind you, this isn't a secret I'd tell just everybody.'

Computer with moon screensaver

'Yes, I laugh at most things, but it doesn't mean I can't have a serious conversation...'

Ok, I'm back. Sorry about the screaming.

And what kind of banter do you want with that? I got light, witty, or wry. Breakfast.

"I cherish my creamer stirring as a precious moment for quiet reflection."

'Let's go some place where we can walk.'

"If I had my life to live over again, I'd unlearn macrame."

"I wish I'd been invited to all these parties before I discovered the joys of staying in."

Lady praises date for being a good conversationalist.

"My husband took the kids to Disneyland for the weekend, so the 'happiest place on earth' is actually right here."

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

Lance, do you realize that the only thing we have in common is our relationship? Not true, Gloria

'I'll get my people to talk to your people, and we can go off and have a picnic.'

'Oh, great! Now I'm depressed too!'

"Nice talking to you."

"Hi. My name is Jonathan, and I'll be your analyst today."

Taxi Debates

'Hello, I would like to talk to somebody.'

The Original Drone

'What's wrong? Have you got laryngitis?'