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The Only Orchestra In the world with a Mime.

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Book Thief in True Crime Department

"You have the right to remain silent."

'When a doctor looks in your ear with that pointy thing- what's he looking for...?'

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

'We need to talk.'

'Oh, don't mind them, We're shooting a reality-based TV series,'

Although not under the covers, a mime husband's fart inside an invisible box is still considered a Dutch oven.

"I just think we should eat a lot more ice cream for dessert to battle global warming."

Lollies

The Flying Pig: Free drinks (if England win on penalties)

Mime Prison

"Where's Timmy Turkey? He's missing out on a splendid Christmas feast!"

'If you've got a problem with the way I run things around here, take it up with my nanny.'

'His mute button must be stuck.'

Mime trying to buy a doughnut

'Untitled #82? You mean there are 81 more like this. Was he trying to get it just right?'

'If birds reproduce by laying eggs, what's this BIRDSEED stuff all about?'

"The first winter is always the toughest."

A Snowman about to have some Snowflakes breakfast cereal

The day a mime finally escaped the invisible box: 'It's out! Raise the annoyance alert level to red!'

"Freudian Slip"

S is for snow

'Are you the opposite sex, or am I?'

Mimes Playing Tug of War

"To what do you attribute your longevity."

'Well, Watson, it appears as if my hunch was correct...'

"You have the right to remain silent. . ."

Santa Claus

Early season snow and the following thaw got all the snowmen grumbling...