Silent Comedy Bewonder Mugs

The Only Orchestra In the world with a Mime.

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Book Thief in True Crime Department

U.S. World Cup Frenzy

"You have the right to remain silent."

Mime on invisible phone in restaurant.

'Oh, don't mind them, We're shooting a reality-based TV series,'

'When a doctor looks in your ear with that pointy thing- what's he looking for...?'

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

'We need to talk.'

Although not under the covers, a mime husband's fart inside an invisible box is still considered a Dutch oven.

The Flying Pig: Free drinks (if England win on penalties)

Lollies

Mime Prison

"I just think we should eat a lot more ice cream for dessert to battle global warming."

"Where's Timmy Turkey? He's missing out on a splendid Christmas feast!"

'If you've got a problem with the way I run things around here, take it up with my nanny.'

'His mute button must be stuck.'

Mime trying to buy a doughnut

'Untitled #82? You mean there are 81 more like this. Was he trying to get it just right?'

'If birds reproduce by laying eggs, what's this BIRDSEED stuff all about?'

"Freudian Slip"

"The first winter is always the toughest."

A Snowman about to have some Snowflakes breakfast cereal

The day a mime finally escaped the invisible box: 'It's out! Raise the annoyance alert level to red!'

'And do we really need scarves for warmth? And what's with the stove top hats?!'

OK, maybe our kid isn't cut out for lacrosse.

"Solar diet."

S is for snow

'Are you the opposite sex, or am I?'

Mimes Playing Tug of War

'Well, Watson, it appears as if my hunch was correct...'

"To what do you attribute your longevity."

"You have the right to remain silent. . ."

Santa Claus