Why Wonderer Mugs

FAQs. Why is the sky blue? Why do I have to eat my peas? But why? Pt.1. But why? Pt. 2.

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

"Who. Who. Who. Or is it Whom?"

Book Thief in True Crime Department

'It's good that you're taking vitamins... but you need to stop BUTTERING them.'

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

"Baldo, check it out...it's advice for people who've won the lottery."

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

Archeologists found a set of 9.7-million-year-old teeth in Germany that might belong to a primitive relative of early man. Totally unrelated question: Are you missing any teeth, Sadie. That's funny. Speaking of which, there are many ways a person could lose teeth. Threats of violence aren't funny in 2018. That's like a rule. A good pummeling never hurt anyone.

Word Of God

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Oh, it's only you."

'Untitled #82? You mean there are 81 more like this. Was he trying to get it just right?'

Vouchers, Vouchers, Vouchers

Poet and Peasant

"What's the wi-fi like?"

Flower shows and weed shows.

'It was his last wish.' (Dollar sign head stone.)

"Because when it actually works they just call it medicine."

"I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets."

'Well, Watson, it appears as if my hunch was correct...'

"As we zoom out, out, out, we begin to see our amazing universe in all its dangerous glory."

'Just explain to me how a multimillionaire can be in a 15% tax bracket...'

"I've absorbed all matter within my gravitational pull. I should be happy..."

"C'est un miracle, je parle!"

Michael Ramsey 'One Lucky SOB.'

"What's 'Costco'?"

"Besides rust, do you have any pre-existing conditions?"

Information/Too Much Information

'I feel FINE, but I'm worried that that might just be a symptom!'