Will Wonderers Mugs

'...your father has also bequeathed your Grandfather;s place on the allotment waiting list to you, as he hoped that one day a family member may get allocated a plot'

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"Who. Who. Who. Or is it Whom?"

'When they said a cruise with a 'balcony view' I didn't think they meant a view of the balcony.'

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

Trick or treat surprise.

"Cloud work next 3 miles."

'When a doctor looks in your ear with that pointy thing- what's he looking for...?'

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

'But how could the witch fit Hansel into her microwave?'

"Look, Phil, I can see your shadow!"

"Where's Timmy Turkey? He's missing out on a splendid Christmas feast!"

'Here's the difference between sommelier school and the real world: I just got asked to recommend a vegan wine to pair with a bacon double cheeseburger.'

"The first winter is always the toughest."

A Snowman about to have some Snowflakes breakfast cereal

Psychic near sign: Madam Zoe. Palms read futures told weather forcasts given.

S is for snow

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

Decadence

'Too many gaspers kept the turtlers from catching the ridley.'

Santa Claus

Early season snow and the following thaw got all the snowmen grumbling...

Man goes to shovel walk and a snowman has done it already.

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice

'Whoa! Brain Freeze!'

'Julian, you knucklehead, I said it's time to go into our 'dormant' state.'