Why Wonderer Prints

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

"Who. Who. Who. Or is it Whom?"

Book Thief in True Crime Department

'It's good that you're taking vitamins... but you need to stop BUTTERING them.'

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

"Baldo, check it out...it's advice for people who've won the lottery."

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Oh, it's only you."

Word Of God

'Untitled #82? You mean there are 81 more like this. Was he trying to get it just right?'

Poet and Peasant

'It was his last wish.' (Dollar sign head stone.)

Flower shows and weed shows.

"What's the wi-fi like?"

"Because when it actually works they just call it medicine."

'Well, Watson, it appears as if my hunch was correct...'

"I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets."

'Just explain to me how a multimillionaire can be in a 15% tax bracket...'

"As we zoom out, out, out, we begin to see our amazing universe in all its dangerous glory."

"I've absorbed all matter within my gravitational pull. I should be happy..."

"C'est un miracle, je parle!"

Michael Ramsey 'One Lucky SOB.'

"What's 'Costco'?"

"Besides rust, do you have any pre-existing conditions?"

Information/Too Much Information

'I feel FINE, but I'm worried that that might just be a symptom!'

'Of course, it's still a complete mystery as to how the ancients even managed to move these massive stones...'