Silent Appliance Seeker T-Shirts

'Do you have a silent can opener? I have 3 dogs who pile all over me.'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

'Silent type, eh?'

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

"The toaster is sueing the sandwich maker over custody of the bread..."

The Complete Cycle.

"You're almost there, but as things stand I'm afraid I can't process your invisibility patent."

"I'll take anything that connects to the internet."

Dead Silence: a restaurant for married people

"People used to be more considerate."

Large Print Librarian.

A musical instrument shop is positioned next to a silent treatment shop.

"Listen! Hear that? Nothing is beeping!"

'If a tree falls in a trappist monastery, does it make a sound.'

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'

St. Lukes Silent Order

'I'm watching you.'

Silent Monk Holding Placard Saying LOL.

'Talk about quiet, I didn't even hear them move in last night.'

Cuckoo blender

'I know I never play it. I only borrow it from next door to stop him playing the damn thing!'

I found it's best not to talk while he's trying to hit the ball!

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

Free Little Library

"With this new attachment your kitty can continue to sleep on the TV!"

A doctor in her kitchen agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug on her ailing toaster.

The Ghost of Food

Swan songs of appliances Featuring: - Don't try to fix me 'cause it's too damn late - Somethin's really busted deep inside - and that old favorite, time to say good-bye

I'm here for my training course. - 'Please take a seat' - 'Ah... ten blissful minutes to read the paper in silence.' - '' - 'Did you park in the red bay?' - 'Yes.' - 'Big mistake, 'half pint'. You can't park there.' - 'But...' - 'Move it!!!' - 'Okay, ok

'I tried fixing it myself, but no joy I'm afraid.'