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"What I like most about you, Roberts, old boy, is that you don't talk back."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Cling-On Dog

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"Any chance of upping the affection quota, given the current situation?"

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

No cell phones, tv or internet for a week. It's creepy. What's that annoying sound? Silence? It's awful. I can hear myself think!

'Silent type, eh?'

'The answer is still no. I may look like a pushover, but I'm not.'

"I don't want to be alone when I'm old, either, so when we're old let's get back in touch."

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

Canine Grammar. Getting a Master's. Shelter Adoptions. Getting masters.

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

Take You Home

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

Best Pals

"Now I'm well, I miss my doctor."

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

Busy thoughts of people at a silent retreat.

Old man

Emotional Support Dog

Assisted Living.

Dead Silence: a restaurant for married people

"People used to be more considerate."

"Better hurry it up on that 'Eve' project. Adam's been giving the eye to an orangutan."

'Hey, I could help you with your homework, don't eat much, plus you never have to walk me. What do you say?'

St. Lukes Silent Order

A musical instrument shop is positioned next to a silent treatment shop.

'If a tree falls in a trappist monastery, does it make a sound.'

"Listen! Hear that? Nothing is beeping!"

Large Print Librarian.