Silent Companions T-Shirts

'Sometimes I think I like animals better than people.'

Others will fight for you

"Don't even think about it."

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

Mime marriage.

'Come die with me.'

I swear, you don't hear a word I don't say.

PJ Parties

'The answer is still no. I may look like a pushover, but I'm not.'

'Oh sure, Your Honor, he can speak. He's using sign language ...

"What I like most about you, Roberts, old boy, is that you don't talk back."

'Why are you being so passive aggressive?'

Pet Hobbies

'Yes, I agree. But what really caught my attention is what the boss ISN'T saying!'

"The concept is simple. People call in with questions on existece and reality , and you respond with total silence."

"I can't wait 'til we're so close we don't have to talk."

"Trust me....it was nothing you said!"

"e-Harley Hybrids"

"So, you won't talk, eh?"

"We're having some marital issues... we hardly talk anymore!"

"So, it's going to be silent treatment."

"This is so annoying... How much longer can he just sit there? I know he knows I'm here — I hate playing this game!"

'I'm not one for the birds and he IS my best mate!'

'Could the waves be a bit quieter please?'

Quiet Please: Examination in Progress

"Gus don't do much talkin'. His interpretive dance does his talkin' for him."

'I'd like to outlaw street mimes, too, but they have the right to remain silent.'

'You have the right to remain silent...'

'We need to talk...'

"You describe yourself in your resume as 'the strong, silent type.'"

'We'd like a little boy for our dog.'

Telepath for Ms Thompson...

'He said; 'His wife doesn't understand him'.'

The 'Vatican Idol' auditions begin.

'Hello, I would like to talk to somebody.'