Silent Companions T-Shirts

'Sometimes I think I like animals better than people.'

Others will fight for you

"Don't even think about it."

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

Mime marriage.

'Come die with me.'

PJ Parties

'The answer is still no. I may look like a pushover, but I'm not.'

'Oh sure, Your Honor, he can speak. He's using sign language ...

Pet Hobbies

'Why are you being so passive aggressive?'

'Yes, I agree. But what really caught my attention is what the boss ISN'T saying!'

"I can't wait 'til we're so close we don't have to talk."

"The concept is simple. People call in with questions on existece and reality , and you respond with total silence."

"e-Harley Hybrids"

"Trust me....it was nothing you said!"

"So, it's going to be silent treatment."

'I'm not one for the birds and he IS my best mate!'

'Could the waves be a bit quieter please?'

"This is so annoying... How much longer can he just sit there? I know he knows I'm here — I hate playing this game!"

"We're having some marital issues... we hardly talk anymore!"

"So, you won't talk, eh?"

'I'd like to outlaw street mimes, too, but they have the right to remain silent.'

'You have the right to remain silent...'

The 'Vatican Idol' auditions begin.

"I only wish this was the final notice."

'We'd like a little boy for our dog.'

'He said; 'His wife doesn't understand him'.'

"You describe yourself in your resume as 'the strong, silent type.'"

'We need to talk...'

"Marcel!! You're on mute!!"

'Hello, I would like to talk to somebody.'