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Others will fight for you

"I heard they mate for life."

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

Christmas Pets

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

Best friends without borders.

PJ Parties

'Okay, we grew old together - Now what?'

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

"Solitude is so much better if you have someone to share it with."

Happy Valentine's Day

"If I'm your best friend, how come you never offer me a beer?"

"Visiting hours are over, Mrs. Glenborn."

Man Diverts the Hunt...and hides the fox!

'Whatever happened to that platoon of GIs you used to pretend to be at bedtimes?'

Guide dog looks at ball that has gone over wall.

"Cheer up! Things are sure to get better."

The Pope's bags getting carried by an angel.

"We've been married so long you not only finish my sentences you start 'em too."

I get the impression you find our sex life boring.

"The doctor said I need to shop around for a casket. I asked for a second opinion and he suggested cremation."

"Sure, it's disgusting, but it's nice to have something that needs me."

McHappy

"Good morning, world!"

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'

'A dog is for life, not just for Christmas.'

'Near Thanksgiving she always takes her animal rights work a little too far.'

'Of course he gets vaccinations faithfully. He does everything faithfully.'

'Hello, I would like to talk to somebody.'

Designated Walker

Memories that still sear

"See that beautiful meadow at the base of Mount Mansfield? That's where I'm going to dump you."