Silent Appliance Seeker Gifts

'Do you have a silent can opener? I have 3 dogs who pile all over me.'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

No cell phones, tv or internet for a week. It's creepy. What's that annoying sound? Silence? It's awful. I can hear myself think!

'Silent type, eh?'

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

The Complete Cycle.

"What I like most about you, Roberts, old boy, is that you don't talk back."

"The toaster is sueing the sandwich maker over custody of the bread..."

"I'll take anything that connects to the internet."

"You're almost there, but as things stand I'm afraid I can't process your invisibility patent."

Busy thoughts of people at a silent retreat.

Dead Silence: a restaurant for married people

"People used to be more considerate."

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'

"Listen! Hear that? Nothing is beeping!"

Large Print Librarian.

A musical instrument shop is positioned next to a silent treatment shop.

St. Lukes Silent Order

'If a tree falls in a trappist monastery, does it make a sound.'

'I'm watching you.'

Silent Monk Holding Placard Saying LOL.

'Talk about quiet, I didn't even hear them move in last night.'

Free Little Library

"With this new attachment your kitty can continue to sleep on the TV!"

The Ghost of Food

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

'Cuckoo!' (Silent Cuckoo in Monastery).

I found it's best not to talk while he's trying to hit the ball!

A doctor in her kitchen agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug on her ailing toaster.

Cuckoo blender

'I know I never play it. I only borrow it from next door to stop him playing the damn thing!'

Swan songs of appliances Featuring: - Don't try to fix me 'cause it's too damn late - Somethin's really busted deep inside - and that old favorite, time to say good-bye

I'm here for my training course. - 'Please take a seat' - 'Ah... ten blissful minutes to read the paper in silence.' - '' - 'Did you park in the red bay?' - 'Yes.' - 'Big mistake, 'half pint'. You can't park there.' - 'But...' - 'Move it!!!' - 'Okay, ok