Silent Searcher Gifts

Detectorist meteorite.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

No cell phones, tv or internet for a week. It's creepy. What's that annoying sound? Silence? It's awful. I can hear myself think!

'Silent type, eh?'

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

"What I like most about you, Roberts, old boy, is that you don't talk back."

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

"You're almost there, but as things stand I'm afraid I can't process your invisibility patent."

Busy thoughts of people at a silent retreat.

Dead Silence: a restaurant for married people

"People used to be more considerate."

"Listen! Hear that? Nothing is beeping!"

'No talking' sign at a fishing site.

St. Lukes Silent Order

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

Large Print Librarian.

'If a tree falls in a trappist monastery, does it make a sound.'

A musical instrument shop is positioned next to a silent treatment shop.

500 pages and one masterpiece later, Stephan makes a horrifying discovery.

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

'I'm watching you.'

'Nice job, Harold, you finally found me a nice quiet nesting place.'

'Talk about quiet, I didn't even hear them move in last night.'

Silent Monk Holding Placard Saying LOL.

'I know I never play it. I only borrow it from next door to stop him playing the damn thing!'

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

'Cuckoo!' (Silent Cuckoo in Monastery).

Free Little Library

'Could the waves be a bit quieter please?'

It's so quiet here, now that the goldfish is gone.

I found it's best not to talk while he's trying to hit the ball!

I'm here for my training course. - 'Please take a seat' - 'Ah... ten blissful minutes to read the paper in silence.' - '' - 'Did you park in the red bay?' - 'Yes.' - 'Big mistake, 'half pint'. You can't park there.' - 'But...' - 'Move it!!!' - 'Okay, ok