Signpost Philosopher Gifts

'Maybe it was a left turn at the last set of traffic lights...?'

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

Meekness of Mr Pecksniff and his Charming Daughter

"The figures would seem to indicate that you're not really a scientist."

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

Desert Roundabout

"Your bone."

Chicken: the one-man show

'It's some intellectual group, but nobody can figure out what they want.'

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

"Much better than those fiddly maps - we need never get lost now!"

The Best...Nothing but the best scenic route

'I've got an epistle to the Corinthians, ten shekels postage due.'

"You love gloating, don't you?"

"As you can see this is pretty embarrassing so I'd appreciate keeping it between you, me and this fence post."

How does she get her grass so green?

Self-Reflecting Pool

"Pawn to King Four."

Waymark

Echo Echo Point Point.

"The signal must be stuck."

Funny Farm.

'You are now entering Samville. Samville needs a ride.'

"Ah...Good morning Sir, we're from the 'couldn't give a toss party."

"Hey, no pushing!!"

"To succeed in my class is easy. Keep quiet, pay attention, and let me concentrate on getting tenure."

Directional signs: 'Pawtucket and Mawtucket'.

Midwest Nice . . . Truth

Where is global warming when you really want it?

"They've certainly got some pretty quaint place names in this part of the world.

The Man of Thermal

The Insanity Plea.