Signpost Philosopher Pillows

'Maybe it was a left turn at the last set of traffic lights...?'

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

Meekness of Mr Pecksniff and his Charming Daughter

"The figures would seem to indicate that you're not really a scientist."

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

Desert Roundabout

"Your bone."

Chicken: the one-man show

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

'It's some intellectual group, but nobody can figure out what they want.'

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

If a tweet is sent out and no one signs up to read it, does it exist? Happens millions of times a day.

"Much better than those fiddly maps - we need never get lost now!"

The Best...Nothing but the best scenic route

'I've got an epistle to the Corinthians, ten shekels postage due.'

"You love gloating, don't you?"

"As you can see this is pretty embarrassing so I'd appreciate keeping it between you, me and this fence post."

"If only it was that simple."

How does she get her grass so green?

Echo Echo Point Point.

Waymark

Self-Reflecting Pool

"Pawn to King Four."

Funny Farm.

"The signal must be stuck."

"They've certainly got some pretty quaint place names in this part of the world.

"To succeed in my class is easy. Keep quiet, pay attention, and let me concentrate on getting tenure."

Midwest Nice . . . Truth

"Hey, no pushing!!"

Where is global warming when you really want it?

The Man of Thermal

The Insanity Plea.

Signage

"Ah...Good morning Sir, we're from the 'couldn't give a toss party."